Corona Toilet Paper Panic Not to be confused with the #Corona Virus/Covid19, Corona sickness occurs after a night out guzzling beer and eating from a popular taco establishment. Symptoms include: lava-like/explosive diarrhea, upset stomach, bed spins, slurred speech, blurred vision that makes homely people look hot, bouts of bravery, mood swings, and poor judgement. Do not attempt to drive or operate machinery if you feel you may have Corona Sickness.
"Hey Cletus! Get on down to Walmart and buy up all the toilet paper. The news says erybody in the world catchin' that Corona sickness you had that one night after that Luke Bryan concert."
by TPayne1972 March 11, 2020
A playground located in Ramat - Gan, Israel.
Got its name after a godly creature drank a bottle of Corona there.
Got its name after a godly creature drank a bottle of Corona there.
by LordAvishoosh September 19, 2018
The vaccine is made out of magical alien poop. Created by evil warlords. The vaccine is also a part of a giant conspiracy to eat all of the world's hotdogs.
by CasuallyDelightful October 27, 2021
When someone tries to light a cigarette, but since their hair has so many oils in the hairspray they use, their hair sets on fire.
Strictly translates to "Crown of Fire".
Strictly translates to "Crown of Fire".
A: Damn, I need to take a smoke break real quick.
B: NO WAIT YOUR HAIRSPRAY-
A: What about it? *as they light the cigarette*
A's hair sets on fire
A: HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK
B: Take off the Corona el Fuego, dude, before it's too late!!
A: WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE LOOKIN STUPID, DO SOMETHING!
B: NO WAIT YOUR HAIRSPRAY-
A: What about it? *as they light the cigarette*
A's hair sets on fire
A: HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK
B: Take off the Corona el Fuego, dude, before it's too late!!
A: WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE LOOKIN STUPID, DO SOMETHING!
by PyroKyro April 30, 2024
by bittergreens March 21, 2020
A face mask, designed to protect people from contracting and spreading the SARS-CoV-, the main cause of COVID-19. Usually protested by people who think the virus is a hoax (See: Karen, Republican, anti-vaxxer)
Ah, crap...i can't go into the store. I forgot my Corona condom!
Don't forgot to wear your Corona condom when out in public.
Don't forgot to wear your Corona condom when out in public.
by SomePerson100000 December 30, 2020
Corona stroke is when you thrust your cock down someone by starting in the throat and then fucking the lungs in one go.
This girl was giving me head and I finnished with a Corona stroke. Every one though she had the virus, but was just coughing up jizz.
by Mmrt May 04, 2020