Clean smoker

Someone who smokes but who doesn't have the tell-tale aroma about them that gives them away as a smoker.

I saw this guy I work with smoking, but I never would have guessed, he's such a clean smoker.

by WinifredAnn May 7, 2017

Cleaning Frantic

SOMEONES WHOS obsesses about cleaning and would go blastic if you make a mess

My wife cleaned for a whole hour! She’s a cleaning frantic

by WORDERSLIFE October 22, 2017

slut clean

The act of cleaning one's home before a night out, for the purposes of sexual selection. Primarily, appearing to be (but not actually being) a clean person will increase desirability short term; The clean will also reduce any feelings of shame that arise when another human being has to see how you live.

For 9-5 workers, this is optimally undertaken on a Thursday evening to account for post work drinks on Friday leading straight to the bar.

Margaret: "I thought it was going well, but when he saw the moldy pizza, he turned around and walked right out"
Frank: "That's why a slut clean on Thursday is so important!"

by KC34 June 21, 2017

clean press

The act of roasting the shit out of someone

Boy you're fucking ugly I'm about to clean press your ass!

by Butters29890 February 15, 2017

cleaning meat

The act of masturbating.

"Hey, is Mark going to meet up with us tonight?" " I doubt it. He's probably at home in his bed cleaning meat."

by DBooze September 2, 2016

Steam-clean

Bending over and spreading your butt cheeks in a hot shower to rinse out your butthole & crack.

You can toss my salad, I did a steam-clean earlier today.

by SBtay December 31, 2016

dunged clean

defecation with little or no mess/clean-up. fairly rare, but extremely beneficial if in a hurry (aka-'wipeless shit')

(not spending a reasonable amount of time on clean-up 'whistles' for I.A.!! (irritated asshole) -some carry baby-wipes, i can't stand the smell!. (non-scented?)

i was delightfully surprised to be dunging clean

was in a hurry and was grateful to have dunged clean

counting on dunging clean is a mistake

by michael foolsley November 24, 2012