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ox cart

Slang term for a wheelchair, particularly a wheelchair that is used by an extremely fat and overweight person. The term has absolutely nothing to do with those ox-driven wagons that farmers in the old days used to haul grain and stuff.
1. Last night while I was at the strip club, I saved this one stripper from becoming a stripper in hell, by running up to her rich fatass cheese hog customer, rolling his ass out of the club, and disconnecting the batteries from his ox cart, leaving him out in the street crying.

2. Ayyo ni'a, if you keep being all over that greasy shit like a Tri Delt on cake, someday you gonna be so fat that yo' legs can't even support you and you'll need an ox cart to haul yo' lard ass around!
by Mark H September 14, 2004
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PlayBoi Carti

The definition of mid. If you see something else you may consider mid, chances are Carti is midder.
"Hey bro this anime is so PlayBoi Carti!" "tf that mean bro" "it means its mid as hell"
by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming February 10, 2022
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Chartales

Stories which are profoundly untrue, yet the teller insists on continuing, with the hopes that they make him (or her) cooler.
...and while i was Championship BMX biking these 3 models asked me if i wanted sign to be an underground European DJ, but i had to decline for a supporting role in "The Wolverine". Because Chartales.
by boobturd December 15, 2013
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Charted

It's like goated, but it's charted ya know?
"Yo that kickflip was charted!"
"Thanks man"
by oscardish November 10, 2020
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Carter

If you are ever lucky enough to have feelings for a Carter, tell him right away because it’s a good chance he’ll end up falling for you back!!😉but be patient! Carter is most of the time a hilarious guy that’ll make you laugh 25/8 with his non-stop jokes and silly faces! He’s not afraid to tell the truth, and usually has light brown or blonde hair with brown or hazel eyes. A Carter is one of the cutest most gentlest guys you’ll ever meet! A Carter usually likes playing the sport baseball,football,wrestling, or basketball. But whatever you do don’t say his opinion is wrong because he holds grudges longer than your life time!
“Look! That guy just hit a home run, must be Carter!”
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cripple cart cowboy

"Check out that cripple cart cowboy, he's gotta be like 400 pounds."
by Pavel Lishin September 20, 2005
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Robert Carter

Nicest guy in the whole stinkin world
That Robert Carter just gave us a time extension on our physics homework! Sweet!
by MsRandomDent November 9, 2011
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