Carter

Like the hottest guy in the entire world. Like legs so short he has to wear stilts and pants that cover the stilts. The envy of all popular girls in the world. He loves to play video games and chat with frans and always has his shirt off. He has washboard abs and wears Polo Ralph Lauren boxers.

Did you see Madonna on the news last night?
No, I was too busy dreaming about Carter while slowly and indecently touching myself while eating a pastrami on rye.

I saw the sexiest person everrrr,
Who?
He was so a Carter.

by memyself andi November 1, 2010

vince carter

Most athletic player ever. Best in the league. People hate on him for no reason their jealous of his abilities.

Vince Carter jumps higher than anyone else.

by white wonder December 16, 2004

Caiger

The act of cleaning off excess sauce from a condiment bottle or utensil by licking it clean, leaving foul smelling saliva traces upon it.

"Who's well Caigered the HP bottle?"
"I was spreading mayo in my sarnie and the cunt nicked the knife and done a proper Caiger on it"

by kingzodac March 12, 2009

Carver

Anyone with this last name has a huge dick (fact) and gets the hottest girls

U have a big Carver

by Carver1269 September 28, 2017

Carter

Massive shlong

He has such a Carter!

by VladimirOnlyPutin October 3, 2018

cartersmk

cartersmk means cool

Hey! There he is so cartersmk!
Cartersmk is so cool!

by yesokyes September 27, 2021

Brazilian carvery

The art of oral sex performed on a woman who has had a "Brazilian" down below.

Brazilian carvery. "Fernando had a lucky hit last night", he met Cosenza at the Bodega bar". "The chic has got a wicked Brazilian going on". "So I guess Fernando will be having a "Brazilian carvey" tonight then.

by bigbadguy August 29, 2009