cactuar

A green plastic shot glass used to drink vodka

Gimme a swig of cactuar!

by Jesse July 26, 2003

Cactus Nigger

Some one that is spanish, and says that there mom says you bring them down, and leaves you on the corner to wait.

Ya my mom doesn't like you so there for I'm a Cactus Nigger.

by Noob Jesus December 24, 2008

Cactus Face

A Mexican that refuses to speak Spanish.

Joe: Hola como estas?
Cactus face: Hey what's up!

by JoeQKCK June 23, 2011

cactus

another word for "double-truck" which is a phrase used in newspaper editing to refer to a spead page that has a theme and multiple articles applying to it.

it was created by the nyack high school spectrum editors in chief and advisor.

Mrs Metrakos says "Yo molly, what's our theme for the double-truck?"

Molly "You be trippin g, its cactus now, we be making it blingity bling."

Katie "Cactus...nice."

by Julianfri December 28, 2005

Baby Cacti

one who is spanked like a weed

"my girlfriend was such a Baby Cacti last night!"

by Baby Cacti January 3, 2008

cactus

Cactus, or cacti, is used to describe a noun that is offensive, ridiculous, embarrassing, or down right moronic. Also see: Stupid, Lame, Retarded,

Dude look at my shoes!!!

Um... sorry to tell you this, but your shoes are so cactus...

You have got to be kidding me... I thought they were cool...

by Robert Gillette August 27, 2005

Cactapus

Technically, a half-cactus, half-octopus creature that lives part-time in the desert, and part-time in the ocean.
But it really means a man that you can't hold down because he's slippery and clever, and if you manage to catch him, you'll get pricked.

Brad Pitt, cuz he's a cheater.

by Voguepanda September 8, 2005