Burnt Nuts

Jacking off too fast and getting friction burns

Bro, I went too hard last night and got me some burnt nuts

by AWEYEAH May 14, 2017

burnt toast

A meme that doesn't make sense and isn't supposed to. Usually causes confusion and people searching through the internet to understand the meme. Similar to an ironic meme.

I don't understand this at all. Why is everyone laughing about this picture of burnt toast?

LMAO I GET IT OMG!! #burnttoast

by HecateChild May 18, 2017

Burnt almonds

Unexplained

I smell the scent of burnt almonds

by Roberttoti December 8, 2017

cupboard burnt

Food that taste like cupboard

These walnuts taste cupboard burnt

by Cheyyennerox May 7, 2018

burnt up pissy pants

When your little brother pisses his pants and doesn't tell anyone and tries to dry the over a fire.

Zack how did you get those burnt up pissy pants they smell like shit.

by RodgerDangus February 27, 2017

Burnt

someone is burnt when they do something(usually stupid/careless)because they are high and it makes it obvious that they are high, or it puts them at risk of being caught.

I am so burnt, I forgot to put in eye drops and I look so stoned!

I accidentally poured the bong water out right in front of that cop, so burnt!

by weedfairy June 22, 2016

Burnt Boner

When yo wake up in the morning with a boner and hop in the shower with the hot water on and burn your knob.

"Dude how did you sleep"
" Good but I woke up and got a burnt boner"

by NON-FOREVER ALONe :-D May 21, 2016