Matt Bruce Effect

The godly gift laid upon Matt Bruce on (already taken) girls making all of the birds drive bananas.

Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt!
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s sooo cute!
Bird #3: WE LOVE YOU MATT!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the Matt Bruce Effect.

by Ursecretsanta November 28, 2020

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Master Bruce

Bruce got his parents no scoped and was slightly mad at that. He is determined to do stuff with his brain and is very smart. His butler kinda cool tho. He is also Batma......nothing.

Kid 1: wow that kids sad but has very inspiring actions
Kid 2: oh it’s prolly master bruce

by Obi-wan is life October 30, 2019

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Daniel Bruce Anderson

: Born May 28th, Mr.Anderson is more of a "Metal head". He is in a band called BlackDaze and plays guitar. He is currently taken. His hair has been Red, Orange, Purple and Pink at the tips. He is a blue eyed agnostic who enjoys poking dead things with a stick.

Daniel Bruce Anderson:

"MEN?!?".

"2inches?".

"2inches of veins?"

"r=retract o=optical f=focus l=lens"
"MAYNARD!!!"

by His stalker<3 ;D August 14, 2011

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Brucing

Brucing is an underground trend gone viral at the Univerity of North Texas. The Bruceteria at Bruce hall serves the same wet sausage logs every morning that taste unlike any distinguishable meat. Brucing consists of paying your friend two dollars and a bag of Hot Cheetos to help stuff as many link as possible into your anal cavity. The current record is set at 27 and yet to be challenged.

Hey bro can you help me Bruce? Wanna go Brucing today? Will Bruced 14 last night!

by recordsetter_27 March 21, 2024

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Brucing

When you forego sleep and other obligations to complete an absurd amount of work in a short amount of time. Similar to pulling an all nighter but done without a deadline and the work isn't total garbage.

Yo, James just woke up. It's 3PM!
Yea, he Bruced three new songs last night... I don't think he slept until 7AM.

Bro, I called you ten times! Why didn't you answer?
Sorry man, I was busy Brucing my first screenplay.

by 6IMBA May 29, 2019

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