manoftrent's definitions

Fart Sniffer

An individual who has a tendency to meddle in other people's disputes even though it has absolutely nothing to do with them.

I see Chloe got involved in Sid and Ella's argument on Facebook last night. She's a right fart sniffer.

by manoftrent April 8, 2026

Fisherman's Dilemma

Angst experienced by most serial kidnappers, rapists and lorry drivers after spending some considerable time with their female abductee.

Sarah had spent the best part of six months chained to the radiator in the cellar. Bubba Lou was plagued by the fisherman's dilemma. 'Do I kill it, or do I let it go?'

by manoftrent November 28, 2017

Bruce Lees

The state of a woman's breasts when sexually aroused; hence Bruce Lees - 'hard nips'.

I only had had to stroke her charlies a few times before the Bruce Lees came out.

by manoftrent November 28, 2017