Brandon

Classical, punchable face and body. Probably really fat too. Dumbass, tiny dick bitch. Attentionwhore who thinks he's hot but really ugly.

Did you see Brandon at the dance the other day? Ya he looked fat af boi!

by Dicksuccer202 April 24, 2017

Brandon

An idiot who is always saying “In the U.S” or “No Really!!”

“Where is XYZ....?”
In the U.S

“Seriously Brandon?!?”

by whyamihere?justtosuffer June 1, 2019

Brandon

Absolute Fuck Up. Most likely has acne. Also he is trash at sports game ex: NBA 2k FIFA

Brandon is a fuck up

by Taiden’s Uncle October 18, 2019

Brandon

Someone who fucks cantaloupes

Why are there so many cantaloupes?

Oh, Brandon got horny

by clevelandboi455 September 18, 2018

Brandon

a person who fucks up

You just Brandoned.

by bobsbigboy3 August 6, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is a sweet and loving guy. He will always make you feel special, and will always make you feel loved. He is always there for you. Whenever you’re scared he’s got your back. Brandon is an amazing athlete, and he’s really good at video games. He’s so nice unlike other guys who are absolute dicks. He will always be your friend and love you as long as you do the same. Brandon is a great friend or boyfriendto have! Get yourself a handsome loving Brandon like mine!!

Brandon is so sweet! I love him!

by Cbeeler7 March 5, 2018

Brandon

A total asshole who thinks he knows everything a compete know it all and is also total pansey

Brandon a total prick you don’t wont your daughter around.

by xxmichealblack10xx May 24, 2018