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Brandon

Brandon will always love the most beautiful girl in the world and it's always Denise she is beautiful, sexy and there are so many other things but it will take to long to explain. Ohhh and by the way Brandon will always love Denise more and nothing will ever change that.
Brandon loves Denise waaaaaay more and he will always love her more then she will ever.
by Love2.0 December 18, 2017
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Brandon

A 10 year old with a thicc ass, specifically a male
Oof, brandon
by Cockswoggle July 21, 2017
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Brandon

A kid who is totally whipped by a girl he’s not even dating that he insists on ditching his friends at any opportunity. A Brandon is someone who will pretend to be for the boys but go to his girlfriends lap at any opportunity he gets. A Brandon is a degree above a Nick who relies on a long distance relationship.
Person 1: “I invited Brandon over yesterday but he had to take Amy’s dog on a walk... WTF”
Person 2: “Yeah mate he’s totally whipped”
by GG4U May 21, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is the worst kind of friend you could possibly meet. He is always going out of his way to make your life miserable
Brandon can die.
by Whdhdjjdajdjjc May 26, 2018
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Brandon

a huge manchild who screws you over the limit. He's such a moron, when you say fuck you to him he says thank you. All in all, he's a shit.
Oh no, here comes that shit, Brandon again
by MrrTurtle34 August 22, 2018
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Brandon

He will know and forever be a fuckboy. If in a relationship never give a second chance you'll only come out hurt worse than before. He isn't worth it.
Bad lover but a good friend sometimes.
Can you believe what Brandon did?

Yes, he's a fuckboy.
by Darlin'deer January 17, 2018
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Brandon

A fat fuck who never knows when or how to shut the fuck up and always dick rides new people they meet
Person 1: do you Brandon is?
Person 2: the fat fuck who always dick rides every one he meets?
Person 1: yeah

Person 2: yeah I fucking hate his fat ass
by Fuck-me1837 November 13, 2020
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