Brandon will always love the most beautiful girl in the world and it's always Denise she is beautiful, sexy and there are so many other things but it will take to long to explain. Ohhh and by the way Brandon will always love Denise more and nothing will ever change that.
by Love2.0 December 18, 2017

Oof, brandon
by Cockswoggle July 21, 2017

A kid who is totally whipped by a girl he’s not even dating that he insists on ditching his friends at any opportunity. A Brandon is someone who will pretend to be for the boys but go to his girlfriends lap at any opportunity he gets. A Brandon is a degree above a Nick who relies on a long distance relationship.
Person 1: “I invited Brandon over yesterday but he had to take Amy’s dog on a walk... WTF”
Person 2: “Yeah mate he’s totally whipped”
Person 2: “Yeah mate he’s totally whipped”
by GG4U May 21, 2019

Brandon is the worst kind of friend you could possibly meet. He is always going out of his way to make your life miserable
Brandon can die.
by Whdhdjjdajdjjc May 26, 2018

a huge manchild who screws you over the limit. He's such a moron, when you say fuck you to him he says thank you. All in all, he's a shit.
by MrrTurtle34 August 22, 2018

He will know and forever be a fuckboy. If in a relationship never give a second chance you'll only come out hurt worse than before. He isn't worth it.
Bad lover but a good friend sometimes.
Bad lover but a good friend sometimes.
by Darlin'deer January 17, 2018

A fat fuck who never knows when or how to shut the fuck up and always dick rides new people they meet
Person 1: do you Brandon is?
Person 2: the fat fuck who always dick rides every one he meets?
Person 1: yeah
Person 2: yeah I fucking hate his fat ass
Person 2: the fat fuck who always dick rides every one he meets?
Person 1: yeah
Person 2: yeah I fucking hate his fat ass
by Fuck-me1837 November 13, 2020
