Brown blanket

A brown blanket is when someone defecates on ones body and the feces is wrapped on the person forming a blanket. If done with diarrhea this is know as a Wet blanket

Son sometimes in life you have to get creative in bed last night after I ate that chipotle I gave your mom a wet blanket and she’s never slept better. I get it now can I give sis a brown blanket tonight. Why yes you can son after all we live in Mississippi.

by PussySlayerxxx69 October 7, 2021

good blanket

a blanket that's really good

i want a good blanket

by PikaboyMOD February 4, 2022

Bliss Blanket

A blanket where sexual activity happens in it. Bliss Blankets are often useful to conceal manual stimulation while on airplanes, at holiday gatherings, during funerals, at restaurants, inside movie theaters and at parks to name a few.

I'm sorry to hear about Grandpa Pete, how was the service? How was the service? We brought the bliss blanket and my eyes rolled back in my head!

by Orekansas March 28, 2022

Bliss Blanket Multiplier

For the sexually enlightened couple, there is the Bliss Blanket Multiplier. All the listed uses of the Bliss Blanket are in bounds but with clothing optional. The participants wrap themselves in a cocoon of the Bliss Blanket and engage in sexual activity. The Bliss Blanket Multiplier requires that the number of orgasms be at least 1 greater than the number of participants in the blanket.

Don't stop, one more and we'll join the Bliss Blanket Multiplier Club

by Orekansas March 28, 2022

Bliss Blanket Blackout

For the sexually advanced couple, there is the Bliss Blanket Blackout. The participants wrap themselves in a cocoon of the Bliss Blanket, engaging in an unlimited range of sexual activity. There is no reliable way to count the number of orgasms, since it's not clear where one ends and the other begins. The participants loose all sense of space and time while they're engaged in a Bliss Blanket Blackout. See also Bliss Blanket and Bliss Blanket Multiplier.

What day is it? Tuesday why? Damn I thought it was Sunday, just came out of a Bliss Blanket Blackout

by Orekansas March 28, 2022

Turd Blanket

A bed of toilet paper placed at the bottom of a porta-potty to cushion the turd as it drops to prevent splash back and literal “blue balls”.

I didn’t want blue balls when shitting in the job Johnny so I was sure to put down a turd blanket.

by Cosbypoliton October 6, 2022

Temperature Blanket

A handmade blanket (usually crocheted or knit) where one row correlates to the temperature it was that day

The color of the row aligns with a range of temperatures so the temperature can be tracked throughout the year

Person 1: "That's a really big blanket you are making"
Person 2: "Yeah it is my 2023 temperature blanket so it is going to be 365 rows long"

by EmzieWemzie May 9, 2023