French Bladder

Another name for a small bladder; derived from the fact that french people yell "wee wee!" all the time.

woman: Can we pull over? I really gotta pee!
man: But you just went.
woman: Come on, you know I got a french bladder!

by SarcasmSpasm March 15, 2013

Gamer Bladder

When a person (typically a hardcore gamer) has to use the bathroom, but instead, due to their hardcore gamer bladder, the urge disappears.

Bro: dude I just had a Gamer Bladder.

Me: bro that’s cool; get back online and help me do this mission.

by KarenDraws May 18, 2019

blade

A motorcycle and a shortened form of 'fireblade'. The Honda Fireblade was introduced in the early 90s and dominated sports biking for almost a decade, only to be overtaken in 1998/99 by Yamaha's R1. Both machines are capable of going very fast.

I've just popped a virtuous wheelie on my 'blade', but soiled myself in the process.

by The Duke of Bedford June 11, 2006

blade rage

Similar to {road rage}, this event occurs with rollerblades where one becomes very aggressive or ill-tempered at others, including cars, bikes, pedestrians, SUV-type baby carriages, other bladers, unleashed dogs, and children.

I had a serious case of blade rage when the damn taxi was closing in on my path.

by Frank June 17, 2003

bladeradius

1) Radius of a blade.
2) Egotistical UT dork.

Ok, that was a good game, but you don't need to get all bladeradius about it...

by HIHI September 4, 2003

bladipated

Constipation of the dick.

I was so fucking bladipated last night.

by No brakes15 September 30, 2003

Bladder Erection

Derived from the term Bladder Infection, a bladder erection is when a male has to urinate so terribly badly that his penis actually becomes erect.

Dude 1: Dude, is your dick hard? come on man we're in the men's locker room

Dude 2: Sorry man, I forgot to piss this morning when I woke up and i've been holding it in all day.

Dude 1: Oh so it's just a bladder erection? Well thats cool, just piss in the sink like everyone else.

by taco49er November 29, 2011