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bong

a marijuana smoking device often considered more healthy/less harsh then pipes, steamrollers n joints.
dude wtf pouring bong water in a vagina wont make it taste better you dumbfuck. this was obviously stated by someone who has never drank bong water.
by Blazin' Pirate June 30, 2003
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bong

a plastic or glass device, usually containing water, used to smoke the sacred herb. bongs will knock you off your ass faster than a doobie or pipe, somethin about em just hits harder and easier (the water cools the smoke so it's a lot less harsh on your throat)
there's an art to packing a bowl, I swear to god. pack it right and a bong will burn through the whole bowl with one light
by Narwhal May 30, 2007
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bing bong game

The game played by stoners where the person who gets the answer wins the joint. If everyone ses the answer AT THE SAME TIME,then another 'question' is asked until a clear winner is chosen.
Gareth: Bing
John, Daryl, Alex: BONG
*Gareth thinks*
Gareth: Pulp
John: FICTION
*Johns gets the joint*
by Mr.Blackman March 31, 2005
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Bong Shop Management

i. The act of owning, and managing, a store that sells devices used for smoking marijuana.

ii. A college major wherein one seeks to obtain the necessary skills to own and run their very own head shop.

iii. Using a vast array of blown-glass pieces to smoke mass quantities of marijuana out of.
i. Glass aficionado #1: Dude, that guy has an awesome headshop.
Glass aficionado #2: Ya. I wonder if his bong shop management skills could put a kid through college?

ii. Kid (over the phone): Mom, I've decided that I'm going to change my major from engineering to bong shop management.
Mom: Well, just make sure your father doesn't find out or he'll cut you off.

iii. Kid (thinking his slang will keep his parents unaware): Mom, I'm going down the street to Rick's house to do bong shop management!
Mom: I know what that means!!!
by detroit velvet smooth December 6, 2009
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bukkake bong

A normal beer-bong that is filled with semen. Can be used with other luquids such as urine. 'GGG' or 'GermanGooGirls' use these props in many of their films. Also '666' is known to use urine.
"Only a hardcore cum-dump would ever want to use the bukkake bong. Ya dude, she's a total cum slut!"
by zanman October 2, 2006
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ghetto bong

Bong made out of other materials then the good ones. A ghetto bong would be something made out of a water bottle etc.
by sToNeD January 12, 2005
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cum bong

similar to bukkake goggles. used in similar fashion as a beer bong
that dirty slut hit the cum bong
by Andrew Stump September 6, 2005
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