the bible

A really bad fiction book with main characters such as God, Jesus, and "the virgin" Mary.

Reading "The Bible" is an utter waste of time.

by Godismybitchlacky June 22, 2008

Bible basher

In America: One who incessantly criticizes the bible.

In Britain (and Australia): One who incessantly promotes the Bible.

That bible basher Dawkins really infuriated the Bible Basher Robertson.

by fwamarama February 25, 2008

Biblical wife

A wife who will obey almost everything that her husband asks her to do, does her best not to argue (and rarely does). This wife is not completely submissive, because she remains within reason (she’s not going to jump off a cliff or anything like that). She lets the husband make the decisions, and works her best for a perfect relationship. This is the type of wife the Bible says women should be.

I'm jealous of Dave, he has a biblical wife.

by HarryGarrison November 3, 2009

Bible Humpers

People who take the bible so literally that they are evil. These people tend to thing they are good people, when in fact they are not. They usually go to church every Sunday, pray before every mean, follow the most ridiculous traditions and have a horrible ego. Most of the time these fuckwits are homophobic, racist, closed-minded and judge mental towards everyone who doesn't partake in the tradition of bible humping.

I've met some real bible humpers before and believe you me, I can assure you that I am not one of these people.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

bibleicous

an adjective that describes someone or something that knows extremely too much about the bible and its contents

my soul is too bibleicous for you babe.

by megan carrell August 8, 2006

Bible

God's word every thing in it is true

Ok I'll read the bible now

by Loveyahey December 12, 2020

bibliographise

to write the bibliography, or to be employed as, a bibliographer

"did you finish you're book report?"
"totes mcgoats, i got the research off the internet so when i bibliographise im gonna have to make up some book references"

by beRad17 April 30, 2010