Bert

A name for a cat that means he is cute,intelligent , loves going outside (not in the cold though) , and is everything you would ever want in a cat.

Man, that cat is everything he must be named bert.

by apersonthatsnotnamednicole January 28, 2019

Bert and Ernie

2 Italians that cannot speak English and make love to eachother in secret. People from the 4th world.

you 2 are a right pair of Bert and Ernies!

by BIGGBALLZ April 26, 2022

Bert

Bert is kumalalas daughter. Bert has a family. Her dad is named Tasso, her sister is stab me, her mom is kumalala. She is a very silly person. She wants to know if someone plays roblox. Tasso also texted someone with his bottom.

Bert likes to break lamps.
Ik!!

by IHATESUSANLICEYHAIR96 July 7, 2022

Bad Bert

Bestest game player around

i am a bloody champion

by Steve May 1, 2004

bio-bertha

A very large woman who promoted the green movement before it became a trend by providing shade in the summer and heat in the winter to her mate.

You see that mexican with the frito bandito mustache with
bio-bertha? I bet when she sits on his face he looks like the

headless horseman.
FRIEND (BEGINS TO GAG HIS TACOS UP IN THE GARBAGE CAN)

by driver_im8 July 19, 2009

Biggie Beatdown

Sexual intercourse while hit songs from the Notorious BIG is playing in the background. Orgasms are 62% more likely during a Biggie Beatdown due to the overwhelming effect it has on African American males.

"Keep talkin dirty to me like that, you about to catch a Biggie Beatdown!"

by Dat_Ninja June 29, 2012

Hyper Spastic Beatdown

The only true solution to a spak attack.

there's too many of them! the only thing that can save us now is the Hyper Spasic Beatdown.

by cnuts16 February 17, 2004