Thick layer of excrement plastered across the back of a toilet bowl following high-velocity bowel movements. Gravity and geometry conspire to fashion this matter into a beard-shaped carpet of filth.
Some beards can survive multiple flushes, leading to the ultimate ignobility of cleaning up someone else's beard to avoid implication.
Also known as a "manural".
Some beards can survive multiple flushes, leading to the ultimate ignobility of cleaning up someone else's beard to avoid implication.
Also known as a "manural".
by Mr Casual May 18, 2006
Get the Chocolate Beard mug.Noun. A type of beard coined by Eric Bana as the character Hector in the movie Troy. The beard is more than scruffy, but not a full beard. It is trimmed semi-well, should remind the onlooker of sexy Greek men, and it is usually in a dark tone. The beard has amazing properties, like endowing its wearer with sexiness and curing cancer.
Girl: Oh man, that guy has the best Hector beard!
Girl 2: You are so right, lets ask him to make babies.
Girl 2: You are so right, lets ask him to make babies.
by RAZILY October 31, 2008
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by The Seventh Si December 12, 2003
Get the Pires beard mug.This is derived from, "You should grow a beard!"
"Why?"
"Because you sound like a cunt and act like a cunt so you should look like one!"
Can be used in situations where your colleague knows what you mean but the wider audience hasn't got a clue!
"Why?"
"Because you sound like a cunt and act like a cunt so you should look like one!"
Can be used in situations where your colleague knows what you mean but the wider audience hasn't got a clue!
by Tokyo Mickey August 14, 2012
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Get the Anal Beard mug.The act of eating a chick out while she is menstruating and coming up with blood all over your mouth, chin and face.
Dude, last night I took that chick home I met at the bar and fucked her. The next morning when I looked in the mirror, I had a total Red Beard
by landshark 719 February 23, 2009
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1. A beard style that naturally grows on a bro
2. A beard which innately designates someone as a bro
Variants:
-From chops to chin
-Strictly chin hair
1. A beard style that naturally grows on a bro
2. A beard which innately designates someone as a bro
Variants:
-From chops to chin
-Strictly chin hair
by RobertOldhead April 7, 2009
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