badgering the witness

A lesser-known euphemism for masturbation.

Quentin, would you please stop badgering the witness? We have work to do!

by Max in RI May 30, 2006

bage

(pronunciation: baēg) An abbreviation of bagel, established in late 2018. Originally thought to be a typographical error via text message, it was later proclaimed by unanimous vote as the correct term for the bread product originating in the Jewish communities of Poland.

Update on the bage....it was good af. I had a glass of chocolate milk to wash it down.

by cricketpants December 21, 2018

Dirty Badger

A drink involving 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Rum, 1 shot of Ouzo mixed with Iron Bru.

Will make you want to throw up.

Rudie : Ross, what is that drink?
Ross : A dirty badger

by Dirtybadger1 September 8, 2010

honey badger

A vicious and very hardy feral animal that can withstand attacks, stings, and even snake bites yet keeps on killing and eating. Metaphorically, an assistant or political operative who takes a similar "no-holds-barred" approach and is always on the attack despite attacks and reprisals.

"Official Washington and its counterparts around the globe are struggling to understand just how much the honey badgers are now running the show." - TIME magazine, 13 February 2017

by al-in-chgo February 4, 2017

Cream cheesing her bagel

To shoot ones skeet skeet on a girls bum hole as the grand finale of a sexual adventure

Dan: Hey, did you have sex with that girl last night?
Wayne: Ya, and I finished by cream cheesing her bagel
Dan: OH Wayne, you the nastiest!

by Encyclopedia Brentannica November 13, 2009

bagel shit

when you mistake a bagel for a toilet and take a shit in it, then you put your unattended cock in the hole because besides your and it has no where else to go.

man last night i had bagel shit, i don't know why I just woke up with cum and shit all over my stomach and balls.

by ur bother June 14, 2010

bagel promise

To make a commitment to another person knowing that you will not keep it.

A person that pledges to provide a reward for outstanding performance, but never delivers the reward.

That dude Blankenship is such a bagel promiser!

I just bagel promised that I would buy lunch for the team so they would work late.

See also - bageled and Great Canadian Promise

by disappointed_developer October 8, 2010