backseat blogger

Similar to a backseat driver but for Internet blogs instead of cars. They leave annoying comments criticizing how someone else chooses to write their blog or criticizing what they choose to write about in their own blog.

"Hey you shouldn't write about that kind of junk in your blog!"
"What a backseat blogger."

by FataMorganaPseudonym January 18, 2008

Backster

The opposite of a hipster, a backster is a person who doesn't like things until after they're cool. Also known as slowpoke.

"He's such a backster that he just started watching Arrested Development."

"Hey guys, check out this awesome new band, the Neon Trees!"

by PolkaDotRobot June 8, 2013

backscroll

To backscroll is to scroll backwards when viewing facebook. This is most commonly referring to when a guy or girl sees an attractive photo while quickly scrolling through and goes back to enjoy the picture.

Yo boi she is definitely your crush you backscrolled so hard when you saw her picture.

by hesus2u May 18, 2016

Back Seat Syndrome

The curious phenomena by which men traveling in the back of large jostling vehicles (busses, vans, ect) tend to achieve spontaneous erection due initially to the jostling of the vehicle and then secondarily to the jostling of their own wood against their legs and/or pants. This erection can often be relieved only by extrication from the back seat.

Cody: Holy cow have I got a case of Back Seat Syndrome.

Matt: Boner city?

Cody: Worst ever. Switch me spots.

by Lord Azaldon April 18, 2013

Back to school shits

When it comes time to go back to school and your very nervous, so you get the shits badly.

"Dude, I'm getting nervous because I have to go back to school in a week."
"Do you have the back to school shits yet?"

by null793 September 25, 2015

Back Cam

A camel toe but from the back angle.

Creeper 1: "So I was perving on that yoga class and that chick in the grey yoga pants had some serious back cam showing when she bent over."

Creeper 2: Did you get a picture?!? Back cams are my favorite type of camel toe by far!

by ak2215 September 1, 2016

Back On My G-Eazy Shit

After a Break-Up, You boost your confidence ten fold by Taking on the persona of Oakland-based rapper G-Eazy.

I broke up with Tiffany, I’m back on my G-Eazy shit.

by BigWaterJug December 28, 2018