Ass tab

Ass tab is when you trying to pay for sex but can’t afford it so you have someone cover your tab

I’m trying to fuck this Whore but I don’t have 40 dollars can someone cover my ass tab

by Ass tab god January 25, 2021

ass bass

A fart that makes a deep booming noise like a subwoofer.

The following is an example of ass bass:
Person 1: "Damn the subwoofer on this sound system is amazing."
Person 2: Nah, actually that was me. I just farted.

by assofbass September 22, 2007

ass burglar

1.) One who breaks into another's ass during the night.
2.) Penix

Someone broke into my home last night. My ass is pretty sore right now.

by brandon + darren September 17, 2003

Ass Canal

When a girl has such a fat ass that you can't hit it from behind.

That space between the cheek to the pussy.

Guy: Lemme hit it from behind.
Girl: ok

Guy: Oh shit
Girl: what's wrong
Guy: Your ass canal is so long my dick can't reach
Girl: Yeah my ass is huge, I have a 5 inch ass canal.
Girl: You can hit it from the front I guess
Guy: nah it's not the same
The End

by Tall Grim April 21, 2017

Flake Ass

A person that makes plans with someone and ditches them to hang out with other people.

Hey you hanging out Joe Cabana tonight? No he's a Flake Ass.

by Bob Dennis December 4, 2010

ass pals

A derogatory reference to two males who spend so much time together that their friendship might reasonably be construed as a homosexual relationship.

There go Matt and Ben again ... what a couple of ass pals!

by MarkRo May 14, 2008

Ass Fondue

Any anul crust that resembles processed cheese food.

Dude, wipe that ass fondue off your face!

by Navin_Johnson April 14, 2008