Red Arse

A red arse is a new recruit in the Irish Navy - most new recruits suffer sea sickness when they go on first patrol, usually off the west atlantic coast of Ireland, so heavy seas etc. The new recruits tend to sit midships (the most stable part of a ship, just by the funnel) feeling sorry for themselves while they puke

The heat of the funnel generally burns their arse! Thus new guys get a day or two leeway when they join a ship and are forgiven for sitting by the funnel! A senior rating (sailor) will refer to a junior "STFU you're nothing but a red arse" basically I've been around this ship longer than you!

"Shut TheF**k Up you're nothing but a red arse"

by Cobh June 16, 2013

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arse tax

The tax one pays for a girl with big norks - she wil usually have a big arse, too.

'She had a huge chest but, bloody hell, did I ever have to pay some serious arse tax.'

by The Moai April 14, 2005

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Lick Arse

A person who licks another person's ass. The person does this to stick up to the person, because they are pathetic, and are scared to get in trouble.

My friend, Joshua Gaul is a Lick Arse to our principal whenever we get into arguments.

by Yes.! December 2, 2009

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Arse Attack!

To shove your fist inside someones asshole and pull out their intestine.

Person 1: Dude what did you do to her?

Person 2: Let me just say it was Arse Attack!

by The man that Arse Attacked her November 13, 2011

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Perfect Arse

A perfect arse is well rounded, and firm yet bouncy. It should be admired and spanked

(Girl walks past with a well rounded arse)

Peter: Ahh we missed our oppertunity we should have spanked it
John: Nevermind I'm sure there are plenty more like that
Peter: Nah that was a perfect arse mate.

by lolsucks August 2, 2012

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