1) an exclamation to express total surprise/shock/pleasure/horror/horror/dismay at or draw attention to the state of something (used in the same context like wow or fuck).
2) a superlative adjective to add legitimacy/weight to the description of something (used in the same context as legit)
2) a superlative adjective to add legitimacy/weight to the description of something (used in the same context as legit)
1) "Alert, those ribs were dope!"; "Alert, that bitch was rude!"
2) "Her party was alert off the chain"; "I alert can't see straight right now"
2) "Her party was alert off the chain"; "I alert can't see straight right now"
by therealanbari June 2, 2016
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One time I was lying in the grass looking up at the clouds and all of a sudden a squirrel landed on my face. Due to my horrible squirrel allergies, my head exploded upon impact. I was rushed to the hospital, and after 38 hours of surgery from the leadong Asian headsposiologist, and a whole roll of duct tape, my squirrel allergy attack was finally taken care of.
by Headsposiologist December 6, 2009
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43 Impact, 25 Range, 46 Stability, 15 rounds in the magazine, 360 RPM, 56 Reload, and 68 Handling
A solid gun... if you're not planning on surviving your next firefight.
43 Impact, 25 Range, 46 Stability, 15 rounds in the magazine, 360 RPM, 56 Reload, and 68 Handling
A solid gun... if you're not planning on surviving your next firefight.
by Dizastermaster January 1, 2019
Get the Spoiler Alert mug.He's a cute smart man. Armin is my life and my husband. We do seggs every 10pm and sleep after few rounds!! <3 Eren said we dont make a perfect match, but who cares?? Mikasa is mine <3 wanna share? As words say "sharing is caring" no you can't share because I dont give a fuck about you 🤨 anyways my biggest flex is I simp and become armin's first wife since s1. Fear me.
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by Da Ballin Baller March 4, 2009
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