This expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she might actually shart or fully shit themselves.
I'm either about to toot or shoot right now, shall I risk it anyway?
I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.
I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.
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A common American phrase used to end a conversation due to time constraints. Usually used to be polite.
Friend: ... So after the movie we found the craziest thing in the alley.
Me (about to do something important): Sounds interesting, tell me about it later.
Me (about to do something important): Sounds interesting, tell me about it later.
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wife: I thought i told you to take out the trash you lazy son of a bitch.
Husband: Yo, why you got to B about it!?! slow your roll
Husband: Yo, why you got to B about it!?! slow your roll
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Rob: "How could you do that? did anyone see?"
Jake" Nah, I didn't get any letters about it."
Rob: "How could you do that? did anyone see?"
Jake" Nah, I didn't get any letters about it."
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Get the i didn't get any letters about it mug.An idiom or a figure of speech that conceals where you are truly going and what you are really going to do. In all honesty, you are sending the message that you are heading for the toilet to lay waste in. This phrase is derived from a much similar phrase, does a bear crap in the woods?, which is a question that is posed after someone states the obvious.
See Going to see a man about a dog and Going to see a man about a horse for similar phrases.
See Going to see a man about a dog and Going to see a man about a horse for similar phrases.
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