muff sucker

Someone who sucks on hairy vagina.

Eg, Sandy is a muff sucker

by Calve Is Epic February 09, 2014

Muff Heavy

When you and your buddies are watching a film or TV show which is showing a lot of female pubic hair.

Geez, this episode of _____ is Muff Heavy.

by CrazyRetard July 07, 2011

muff coaster

You know when a girl is in junior high and her pubes are out of control and beast like, they get a little matted down from the panties and cotton panel. So if a boy goes downtown for a little action, he discovers the matted down pubes or the muff coaster.

Hey dude, I went to go finger blast a girl last night and it took me forever to get through the muff coaster before I could get to her fun tunnel.

by Hot for Histo October 29, 2011

Muff Stuffing

Cock blocking, but done to a female. The female version of being cock blocked

1.) "Gladys you totally muff stuffed me on the shuffle board court earlier"
2.) "Stop muff stuffing me Becky!"
3.) "Yo watch this, I'm totally going to muff stuff this chick"

by MuffStuffcreator69 April 27, 2021

muff melt

a slang term for female ejaculate

"Dude, that bitch totally got muff melt all over me last night"

by Thunda J June 25, 2008

Neopolitan Muff

An icecream cone with shit and jizz in it, then shoved in a girls pussy, just being able to eat the shit and jizz out of the icecream cone...First, you would get an icecream cone, then have you or your partner (which ever you would prefer)to shit in it. Then have the guy jizz on top of the shit.After this you would shove the Neopolitan Muff in the girls pussy, and lastly you would eat it. The shit=chocolate, the jizz=vanilla, the pussy=strawberry.

I know this is awkward but I had a Neopolitan Muff last night.

by JMTM September 21, 2010

Sports Muff

The nether-regions of a female after a sporting event.

I got a good taste of Melissa’s sports muff last night after her soccer practice.

by Rook34 November 09, 2023