new year's eve

1) The eve/night of December 31st, in which many people celebrate by counting down the hours untill January 1st.
2) A good excuse for bubblyandkisses.
3)A time to contemplate the age of Dick Clark

New Year's Eve was nothing but a hang-over waiting to happen!

by Assessment January 2, 2004

yearbook editor

Crazy people who spend way to many late nights at the school and throw away any type of social life because they have so much yearbook shit to do. Not only do they take crap from the entire graduating class, but are requied to turn into complete monsters to get their staff to do ANYTHING! yearbook editors are completely mad people that you shod be nice to other wise they wil cut you out and then no one will reember you after highchool.

Dude I saw that yearbook editor the other day, he hadn't slpt in weeks he turned into a monster.

by john42000000 March 19, 2013

hot new years

When you shit in one of those noisemakers that uncurls when you blow in it. Then blow in it really hard into someone's face.

Happy New Year! Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

by Lizy April 3, 2005

I have a thousand years of power

Robert McClain once stated this phrase, whilst the police attempted to extradite him from his basement, whilst in medieval armor & leather gauntlets, brandishing a broadsword & a large wooden mallet. He was tazered into submission.

From thesmokinggun.com;
"I'm gonna crush your fucking skulls," McClain warned. Then, in a nice rhetorical flourish (for a lunatic, at least), he added, "I have a thousand years of power."

by I_AM_D July 6, 2008

a thousand years of death

When you get down on your knees being your girl, put your hands together and extend your pointer and middle fingers on both hands and yell A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH then jam your fingers into her asshole.

Guy: A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH

Girl: oh yeah babe that's the spot

by Kikashi April 23, 2018

9 year old

A boy who plays Call of Duty and tells his mom to bring him energy drinks, then cussing her out for bringing him Red Bull instead of Monster, then cussing you out incorrectly for shooting him.

9 year old:You brung me Red Bull! Hey punk you shot me you turd! GET WRECKED!!!!

by Cracka531 May 23, 2014

Texas Yearbook

A Texas Yearbook is a person that shows so much cleavage that their breasts occasionaly pop out. This person is generally overweight and has a donkeyface. The person in question usually wear clothes that a stripper would refuse to wear.

Person 1: Jesus that girl is such a Texas yearbook.

Person 2: Ya no shit her tits popped out a while ago.

Person 1: Sure glad I wasn't there i might hve went blind.

by AutisticLemur January 21, 2009