v. To change the pronounciation of a foreign-loan word in English, whether keeping the proper original spelling or not. This can include tonal inflections and accents.
Derivation of the root word, wanker, to imply the offending speaker as English in origin.
Derivation of the root word, wanker, to imply the offending speaker as English in origin.
The English speakers of the world have an uncanny ability to completely bastardise another language's lexicon, making it wholly impossible for foreigners to learn English at all.
Example:
El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a PLEthora of pinatas?
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo. You have a PLEthora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a PLEthora?
Jefe: A PLEthora is a word whose pronounciation was wankerfied when it was borrowed from the Greek word of the same spelling, but changed the accent stress to the first syllable, causing the fall of Ancient Greece to the Romans. It's "pleh-THOR-ah" not "PLEH-thor-ah," El Guapo.
Example:
El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a PLEthora of pinatas?
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo. You have a PLEthora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a PLEthora?
Jefe: A PLEthora is a word whose pronounciation was wankerfied when it was borrowed from the Greek word of the same spelling, but changed the accent stress to the first syllable, causing the fall of Ancient Greece to the Romans. It's "pleh-THOR-ah" not "PLEH-thor-ah," El Guapo.
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To masturbate vigorously.
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Also included, subtle wankerism. The variety of wankerism where people don't understand that you're being a total wanker and taking the piss out of them, until a little while after the said act of wankerism has been performed.
Also included, subtle wankerism. The variety of wankerism where people don't understand that you're being a total wanker and taking the piss out of them, until a little while after the said act of wankerism has been performed.
Oh that guy Kim, he says things all the time that appear to be funny, but afterwards you realise he's just being a wanker. He's a master of wankerism.
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