Wayne Float

Cocktail consisting of 2 (two) parts Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka -OR- Deep Eddy Sweet Tea Vodka (or comparable), 1 (one) part Peach Schnapps -OR- Orange Curacao (drinker's choice) and lemonade on the rocks in a 16 ounce (shaker) glass. (Not to be confused with a John Daly or an Arnold Palmer.)

I tried a new cocktail last night called the Wayne Float. It was kind of like an Arnold Palmer or John Daly, but less polo shirt, plaid pants & white golf shoes-ey.

by Echomanzulu December 26, 2011

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Wayner

Typically a man named Wayne that acts like a d$&k. He is disappointed by the fact that his name has gone out of style and no longer has the “Wild West” appeal it once did in the 60’s. In an attempt to bring Wayner’s are typically short white guys that wear Teva sandals and Rambo headbands. Wayners want to lead the kazoo parade, not simply be in it.

Don’t be such a Wayner.

by Kadleader May 26, 2018

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Wayneo

A faceplant in to the rock face of a mountain. Could be described as Eskimo kissing a boulder.

Dude, did you see that guy flip over his handlebars and Wayneo. I thought his nose was going to fall off.

by Sierratwohotel June 15, 2018

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Wayne Messmer

Forcefully shooting ejaculation in the back of one's throat.

She loves when I give her a Wayne Messmer because she knows she gave a great blowie.

by ktdawg727 September 26, 2018

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wayne miller joke

An antijoke with no clear punchline that employs the use of alliteration to garner some semblance of humour, it still fails.

'I was taking a dump, for those of you who don't know what a dump is, it's when percival is pointing to the porcelain while Barry bum backs out some wayne miller joke...'

by AtlanticSeaSalt February 9, 2019

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