walking disaster

A person who don't know how to do anything right.

You are a walking disaster, everything you touch and do get ruined!

by JDott August 5, 2016

walk the husky

The act of playing with another man's (usually) hairy genital region, specifically the penis.

Man, Ray-Ray just asked me to walk the husky again. He needs a boyfriend.

by Tron Five August 28, 2006

crab walk

After beating off, and you realise that you have no tissue in near you to wipe up your cum, this is the walk you do to get to the bathroom when you don't want to spill any cum on the floor.

Pervert: I just exploded on to myself, but I need some toilet paper to wipe up my juice. I better commence my crab walkin'.

by Kewy June 28, 2005

sexy walk

A dance that mostly girls do where you move each leg up one at a time. Before you move your legs hit your knees together. Repeat this and go faster when thou get the hang of it. As a challenge you can try going lower and lower.

Girl, do you know how to do that sexy walk?

by cutiepatutie102 April 5, 2015

Walking Lobotomy

Someone devoid of any grasp on reality. Brainless buffoon.

"Why is that man talking at me and making no sense whatsoever?" "It's OK he's a walking lobotomy".

by Lord Rhinestone Cowboy lll May 23, 2006

Sinoquipe Walk

A bow-legged walk often associated with crotch rot due to heat, moisture, and poor hygene.

Jared, Kyle, Mike, and Tim all laughed as they watched Seth waddle down the road, obviously affected by his Sinoquipe walk.

by Marius Corvinus September 29, 2017

A walking erection

Meaning that your always turned on.

Josh's dick (during a regular car ride) : Ohhhh heyyyyyyyy!!!
Josh says: I'm like a walking erection..

by Minediie November 29, 2017