Taylor University 

A mystical university in the middle of a cornfield. The Narnia (haha C.S. Lewis) of Indiana, where melons and gourds are worshiped, everyone gets married after 1 date, and dancing is strictly forbidden. The basketball team has fans show up for only one game a year, and the most popular dorms have no AC. Everyone is obsessed with "intentional community" and will go to Wendys at literally any time.

There are men carrying golf clubs and wearing polos marching around a dorm 7 times, waiting for it to collapse? That must be Taylor University.

Taylor University by BishopWilliamTaylor November 18, 2021

michigan technological university 

An engineering school located in a small town in the U.P. Houghton, Michigan. If you think you’ll have free time, think again. Because of the massive workload, students resolve to drinking in mass quantities to cope. The student board thought introducing broomball and Winter Carnival would solve the issue, but tech students see it as an excuse for getting hammered before playing in the snow that doesn’t melt until April. When you do have free time, you go to brockway mountain for the hundredth time if you don’t ski or snowboard. You’re lucky if you join the husky pep band, you get to let out your angst through singing inappropriate songs at sporting events and wearing something you found at the dump on your head.

“A drinking school with an engineering problem”

Michigan Technological University is not a place for everybody

michigan technological university by garebear35 October 18, 2020

San Jose State University

aka San Jose State or SJSU

The oldest public university in California and founding campus of the California State University system. It is located in downtown San Jose, obviously. Colors are blue and gold and their mascot is the Spartan. The student population has a lot of Latino and Asian (mostly Flips and Viets) enrollments. Their engineering program is well known if you want to get hookups to neighboring tech companies in the Silicon Valley.

A known landmark would be the bell tower, which is electronically wired to sound hourly. There is also a new housing complex called the Campus Village which costed about 200 million to replace the older residence halls. Another landmark is the MLK Jr library which is probably the most appealing building on campus.

On the last note, parking costs are killer. Be prepared to empty your wallets if you commute.

Man, what's up with the parking costs at San Jose State University? Friggin 200 bucks per semester, that's some crazy ish!

San Jose State University by bayareaninja August 17, 2006

Exeter University 

An academic institute in the South West of England. Inhabited by many 'rahs' and Oxbridge rejects. Attempt to befriend Holland Hall residents, they could buy you things with Daddy's credit card. Many of the norms hang out at La Frowda and Moberly. Tracksuit bottoms and flip-flops are worn even in the coldest winter months around campus, these are particularly worn by students originating from Cambridge. Beware of getting Exeter mixed up with Surrey, most of the middle-class youngsters of Surrey have travelled for miles in a first class carriage to attend this institute.

"You're going to Exeter University?"
"Well yes, Oxford isn't ready for me yet, besides they do have a Hollister and Jack Wills so I can wear my fortune" - typical rah

Exeter University by thenormal February 18, 2014

university 

Once a mechanism whereby smart people could raise themselves above humble beginnings and obtain a worthwhile qualification indicating a high probability of being employable. Now a complete con to get kids with high hopes into insurmountable amounts of debt before they even think about buying a house.. then they discover that the job they trained for was entirely fictitious, and they'll have to take any job they can get. At this point, they realise they should have gone into benefit fraud and drug dealing like all their "stupid" friends, who now have houses, cars and big screen TVs.

John always did well in his school classes, and did three A-Levels and got good grades. He went to uni for three years which put him about £30,000 in debt. When he finished his course he found that his degree counted for very little, since he had no experience and the other 400 job applicants also had degrees. He took a job as a sales rep with Coca-Cola, but got fired when he went to an interview for a better job. Meanwhile the cost of living rose exponentially, and by the age of 24, John's debts stood at around £45,000. This was before he even got a mortgage. A couple of years afterwards he divorced his wife on the grounds of infidelity, but she got custody of the kids, and now he doesn't even get to see them despite paying atrocious amounts of child support. Welcome to Blair's Britain.

university by believe me it happens February 28, 2004

Cornell University 

The home of an elite group of scholars at whom Harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement.

Assistant: "Hey boss, didn't you go to Cornell University?"

CEO: "Yes, get me a coffee."

Cornell University by D H May 1, 2006

University School of Milwaukee 

If you need a place to sell your vape pods, never fear, USM is here. Based out of River Hills Wisconsin, with all the rich boys you could ever supply, this school does NOT, in fact, give two flying FUCKS about your feelings. The students, and teachers, are here to get paid, and get laid, and sometimes go to Harvard. Spending more money on recruiting athletes, then most public schools are given a year to operate, it's truely amazing that USM still can not win a state championship in a sport that is not Tennis or Hockey. Here is the prep school of prep schools, The Beverly hills, of River hills, The extra white girl, to your Starbucks latte, USM

University School of Milwaukee is the most chill school in Wisconsin, except for you know, every other school in Wisconsin

University School of Milwaukee by That one Wildcat January 3, 2018