model united nations 

1. A club, particularly one that kicks ass, which is available in many high schools and debates current world issues, much like the real Model United Nations.
2. A group of people who, A. Know how to delegate, and, B. Know how to have a good time.

1. After winning best delegation in their conference, the John P Stevens Model United Nations club knew they were destined for greatness.
2. After committee, the Model United Nations-ers decided to go out and have fun.

model united nations by Lee N Senaldruin May 26, 2006

Manchester United 

A famous football club from China and South-East Asia, but for some strange reason is based in North West England.

It has a few thousand supporters in England, but the majority of its fans are the Chinese, Thais, Vietnamese and Laotian.

Several medical studies have conclusive proven that a large percentage of their fan base suffers from dementia, megalomania, delusions of grandeur, latent homosexual tendencies and irritable bowel syndrome.

Fan 1: "Manchester United is the greatest team in the world"
Fan 2: "Manchester United is the greatest team in the universe"
Fan 3: "Gary Neville is the best looking male football player in all of creation"

Neutral Fan: "Manchester United are the second best team in England, the seventh best in Europe, and outside of the top ten in the world. Gary Neville makes Shane MacGowan look like George Clooney"

Manchester United by Misha A July 8, 2011

i got united 

to be brutally and aggressively dragged out of my United airline seat

I got united by airport security because I wouldn’t fly standby. Dying in the Friendly skies of united

i got united by Shouldveshatthebed April 11, 2017

hartlepool united 

amazing team best in the world

hartlepool united are amazing and sunderland are shi*

hartlepool united by paul May 21, 2004

Trolls united 

A group of hungry trolls on facebook where
1. people post links to troll
2. everyone in the group trolls it
3. everytime, a trollocaust happens.

Dude, you should join trolls united on facebook! its at www.facebook.com/trolls.united

Trolls united by cyclone333 July 24, 2011

the United Sporks of Amoogaboink

The correct name of the United States. However due to a constitutional muck up only the citizens of American Samolia refer to it as such.

the United Sporks of Amoogaboink has launched a nuclear strike against best Korea

the United Sporks of Amoogaboink by Quintus Caecilius Iucundus August 28, 2017

The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled 

The upper house of parliament

Richard: Oi bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trying to ban the BBC.

James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.

Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.

The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled by cheerful ox April 9, 2022