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3G My Touch

Completely badass phone that does every damn thing that you can think of, including a barcode scanner, sky maps and the ability to make Mario jumping sounds when you jump.
Damn, that 3G My Touch does everything!
by Bessuevahad September 12, 2009
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Everytime we touch

A song that came out in 2006 sung by Cascada.
Girl: everytime we touch, I get this feeling...
Boy: you really mean it?
Girl: ew no
by its_lemon March 14, 2015
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Uncle’s Touch

Fondled and/or groped by your uncle.
I got the uncle’s touch last night under the dinner table.

Thanksgiving is always accompanied by pumpkin pie and an uncle’s touch.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
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One Touch, One Bounce

A game in which a group of people try and keept a football (the spherical type) up in the air. So called because each player is only allowed one touch of the ball until it gets touched by another player. Only one bounce is allowed between touches. If a player touches the ball more than once or lets it bounce more than once, he is Out.

Eventually, one player will be left, and he (or she) is the champion.

A lot of judgement is required as to who is 'out', particularly if it is the 'one bounce' rule that has been broken. Normally the player nearest to the ball is out, unless the ball gets skyed in which case the person who kicked it away is out.

as in football Hands may NOT be used.
Let's go to the field and play One Touch, One Bounce.
by chimpanziggle January 13, 2007
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donkey touch

A derogatory football term based largely in the area of banbridge and loughbrickland in northern ireland, when someones first touch of a football is very poor, you must immediately turn and shout at them, that they have a donkey touch!
Paul: *miscontrols ball*
David: fuck sake paul that was such a Donkey Touch!
Paul: I donkey touched your mum last nite
David: interesting, but your still shite at football!
Craigy: *bursts out laughing*
by Craigy! May 29, 2008
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national touch grass day

July 23 is national touch grass day! Its when you disgusting unholy fucks finally go outside and touch grass :)
Mary: Hey John guess what day it is
John: What day is it
Mary: Its national touch grass day!!
John: o h n o
Mary: *throws John outside*
by Panic! Just fucking panic July 12, 2021
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sadim touch

Recebba has the sadim touch: Everything she touches turns to sh*t
by water bag May 21, 2005
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