ToomsTJ

Known on the internet as the most rent-free female on Jeeps Unlimited Off Topic Forum. Many follow her around searching for pictures and posting about her superior body and features. Often known to break many hearts of men and throw them away at her will. The men of JU are angry that she rejects them as they pine for her attention. She feeds off their negative energy and teases them relentlessly with her superior intellect and witty sense of humor.

"ToomsTJ lives rent-free in the skulls of many"
"Obsession lies deep with many of the JU turds"

by Fleg November 24, 2007

Pro Tools

Also known as "tools". Used by pretty much every studio on Earth worth recording or mixing at. Nuendo is a Steinberg alternative regarded highly in the industry as well.

Pro Tools is used on everything from music & movies to computer games and radio broadcasts.

You pretty much can't beat a tools system.

Trent Reznor from (NIN) uses Pro Tools to almost single handedly create the bands unique sound.

by 3EB July 27, 2005

toots

derogatory or pet name used for a woman, i.e. dame, broad, babe, skoit, sweetie. However, the word comes from the candy- "Tootsie Roll." The name "Tootsie" is short for Tutankhamen, the King of Egypt during the XVIII Dynast. The Tootsie Roll is also sometimes given the racist pseudonym "nigger-roll"- which is obviously horrible- however unknowingly accurate since the candy is already a euphemism for this.

"Hey toots, come take a look at this shit I left in the toilet!"

by Aron Taylor January 12, 2005

Toonshit

When a cartoon takes a shit.Toonshit is also contageious

Donald just made a orange Toonshit.

by In your earpussies February 11, 2008

Toss The Salsa

To dismiss any and all feelings for an (ex) guy/girl, who has caused nothing but burning pain and heartache. Similar to the sensation of eating too much salsa.

Guy 1: "Dude...i just can't stop thinking about her."

Guy 2: "She was a bitch man...just toss the salsa."

by Bon Skoffa December 29, 2010

cream toss

The act of putting whipped cream on ones finger and inserts into some ones vagina.

Jason: I'm so mad at Jeff and Andrew!
Clyde: Why what happened?
Jason: They fuckin cream-tossed my mom!
Clyde: How did they cream toss your mom?
Jason: With their fingers?

by jgv2213 March 24, 2008

ninja toots

Verb: when you're laying in bed, hungover, next to your one night stand and you need to sneak a fart.

I hope that hot guy didn't smell my ninja toots this morning.

by sherbz June 21, 2014