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Shade

shade is a cool, and interesting person, they like to draw and make OC's, Apparently it simps for Wilbur Soot which I find cool. though I don't know too much about it, they are swag.
“We should invite Shade to the cookout, it seems pretty chill”.
by Azucars July 5, 2021
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Comparing Shades of shit

When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.

Youre just comparing shades of shit.

They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.
Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.

You're just comparing shades of shit.
by tepest January 2, 2024
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Shade

1: Something that provides a living being or thing cover from the ball of plasma that we call the sun.
2: When a person, or group talks some shit, or gives the individual some look, but does not want to be identified in most cases.
Jenny: Man, you going to find some shade?
Jeremy: Naw, I need my tan.
**2 days later**
Jenny: Hey, I heard that someone throwing you some shade. You gonna find the person and offer them fade?
Jeremy: Who speaking on my name? I'll find that fucker.
by Timmy_ May 15, 2018
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Jack of all shades

Those perfect sunglasses that go with everything. Every outfit, every occasion, every color.
These perfect frames and lenses really make for a Jack of all Shades.
by xthexjessx April 19, 2018
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shade

a slang term that's basically a term for insult. Throwing shade is usually a response to tea. if someone maybe flirted with your bf while knowing that you're together, that would be a shady move. It is an adjective or a noun.
Person: Person 2 in class shot me a shady look. Do you know why they're mad?

Person 3: Did you hear person's response to that tweet?

Person 4: Was she throwing shade?
by Im NoT LiKe OtHeR gIrLs (abc) January 19, 2020
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Shades O' Clock

Shades O' Clock: The point in time where one has been up for so long that all light one comes in contact with is nearly blinding... Simply meaning its time to put on the sunglasses. Non doucey, completely understandable to someone that parties hardy.
Dude, the suns coming up! It's definitely Shades O' Clock.
by OnlyPeopleWhoParty December 3, 2014
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Shade Tree Mechanic

An individual who can preform car repairs and maintenance for a fraction of the cost if those same services were done at a dealership. The Shade Tree Mechanic, more commonly known simply as "Shade Tree" is very knowledgeable of how to service most domestic vehicles manufactured before 1995. Any vehicle manufactured after 1995 and import vehicles in particular are problematic for Shade Tree; however, Shade Tree will tell you otherwise.

Shade Tree operates from his own driveway or in front of his house on the street. Ideally, the service work is preformed beneath a tree with a large canopy providing necessary shade during hot summer days hence, the title "Shade Tree."

Be advised, the Shade Tree does not possess any metric tools, uses vise-grip pliers in practically every repair situation and will require you make multiple trips to the auto parts store to replace things inadvertently damaged by the apologetic Shade Tree during the service repair process.

Most shade trees will barter and accept various forms of payment including cash, a carton of cigarettes, liquor, Wendy's or Burger King.
Joe: I need new brakes for my car but the dealership wants over $400.00
Mike: Bruh, go around the corner and holla at that Shade Tree Mechanic. He'll hook you up for a pack of squares and some Chick-fil-A.
by 1lyf1luv December 13, 2023
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