simp

Squirrels In My Pants.

episode of phineas and ferb where candice gets squirrels in her pants and a random rapper raps about it , that’s the real simp meaning

by jeremynotasimp October 24, 2020

Simp

Noun.

Short for "simpleton". Someone who goes out of their way to be kind to a person they want to have sex with,
typically to the point of sacrificing one's own dignity and allowing oneself to be walked over. Simping is typically considered a violation of prudential norms and is often considered irrational behavior, usually on the part of horny men.

"John Rivers from the Vox Veritas Discord server is a complete and utter simp."

"Gunslinger lets his own girlfriend snowball him. What a fucking simp."

by Fuhrer Hund May 1, 2021

Simp

The unfortunate top laners of the League of Legends community who have the ill will to face LarryBigBrain in game, where they will indubitably be daddied.

The population of simps has dwindled to near extinction due to the efforts of Daddy Gnar in purging them from existence

by SimpSlayer April 30, 2020

Simp

A boy who hangs around multiple women, thinks their funny, but still gets no pussy. Has no chance with women but always complains about wanting a girlfriend. They sometimes admit to their short-sights but deep down they dislike themselves and wish they could change to a king.

That nigga Guy a simp bruh, nigga got no bitches no cap and thats on jah.

by Bitch ass, Wack ass, No-bitch February 7, 2020

SIMP

KHALID KARIM

simp: what do you call a person who chases girls then tells his friends they are up his dick? KHALID KARIM

by polkadotes May 31, 2020

Simp

A simp is someone who goes all out for pussy, and never stops snapchatting her.

''You know devin? He is such a simp''

by stopsimping2020 June 30, 2020

Simp

A guy or girl who ditches the lads or lasses for the hoes ( male or female)

That guy James he’s such a simp

by Fredski April 12, 2020