Muff Cabbage

A term coined by South Park used by people from Jersey. Typically used as an insult.

You are Muff Cabbage. There is fucking cabbage, in your muff.
What does that even mean?
It's a Jersey thing.

by letsgoducks October 18, 2010

cabbage patching

when an older teenage male loiters creepily in an area where prostitots are known to congregate with intentions of pursuing them sexually

Jimbo, 19, had a successful night of cabbage patching at the mall. He managed to seduce a young sophomore prostitot and still have her home before her bedtime of 9:30.

by KBiggz December 10, 2011

Muff Cabbage

A woman's saggy, bloodhound cheek esque beef curtains.

Dan: "Did you hear about Kristin Hanlon's saggy beef curtains? They're FUCKING DISGUSTING. Total Muff Cabbage."

Stan: "Yeah, they taste like an Arby's Melt."

by barrywhitesballsack November 13, 2010

cabbage patch

a plethora of curly pubic hair that form a wavy look

I was fucking this guy last night, and his whole crotch was a cabbage patch

by Black Lasagna May 18, 2011

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You're nothin but garbage! That's what you are, you're garbage! You sick old woman muff garbage! Muff cabbage!

by IsiMan85 October 17, 2010

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You got fucking muff cabbage in your muff!

by TheKruton October 18, 2010

Kingston Cabbage

Marijuana.

Wanna go behind the principal's office to smoke some Kingston Cabbage?

by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009