What the bags

What the bags is a more appropriate way to say something like "What the fuck" or "What the balls". Its not punishable for saying it (yet) in school or out. It's also good to say on perhaps Xbox live because why would anyone report you for that.

Person who just died in Fortnite Battle Royale: What the bags bro, that guy was hacking.

Friend: Nah you just bad, but what the bags, why did you die?

by WhatTheBags June 2, 2018

What asked

Something you say as a joke, mocking the terms "Who asked?" and "Who cares?"

Oh my god, dude, what asked!?

by JVATYT February 7, 2022

what the bruh

When you have a brain aneurysm while trying to say "What the word", but in the middle of it you say "bruh" because you are having brain aneurysm.

Leo: "What happens when you cough up a hairball"
Josh: "What the..."
*Josh experiences brain aneurysm*
Josh: "What the bruh"

by papijamba October 23, 2019

What's the scene?

A phrase that can be used in any situation and is generally the solution to all of life's problems.

Jo : Bro. What's the scene?
Bro: Chilling. What's your scene, bro?
Jo: My scene is to make the scene. Let's have a scene?

by SceneMakerESCP May 6, 2015

What's gucci?

It means "how are you?" or "what's up?" A funny way to express that everything is good by referencing wealthy lifestyle with the expensive fashion brand in the expression.

Hey, man, what's gucci?
Not much, u?

by what is going down October 18, 2017

wait, what?

What you say when one (or more) of your friends is talking to you, and you are daydreaming about something completely unrelated. Usually said after saying something else, completely random.

Jim: blahblahblahblahblahblahbasketbalblahblahblahblah.....
Bob:sobytheewaywhatdoyouthinkofthisandyouandmeandher..

You: I like Tacos. Wait, what?

by youknowyouwant2 December 2, 2009

What ever

Whatever really means Fuck you.

Someone: I hate you
You: Whatever (Fuck you)

by Faith April 20, 2005