What the bags is a more appropriate way to say something like "What the fuck" or "What the balls". Its not punishable for saying it (yet) in school or out. It's also good to say on perhaps Xbox live because why would anyone report you for that.
Person who just died in Fortnite Battle Royale: What the bags bro, that guy was hacking.

Friend: Nah you just bad, but what the bags, why did you die?
by WhatTheBags May 5, 2018
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Used in the 60's. It's like saying "what's your problem?" or "what's your deal"
"Hey"
"Shut up"
"Hey man, what's your bag?"
by woodstock109 June 25, 2009
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Im about to go sniff some crack?

What bag you in?
by PappaE October 11, 2019
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a cool/unique way of asking what's up
John: schwiggity schwag, what's in the bag?
Sara: nothin, just a bag of potato chips (sara is eating potato chips) schwiggity schwag, what's in YOUR bag?
John: nothin, just some math homework (john is doing math homework)
by iamsosmrtiamsosmrt September 2, 2009
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When a brit boy comes out running and asks what's in your computer bag
oi bruv allow it, what's in the bag yeh
by hamadsaid October 8, 2019
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