Texas

The best damn state in the country! That's all you need to know.

Texas is better than your state.

by KY May 13, 2005

Texas Drive-Thru

While youre having sex with a girl you shove a matchbox car up her ass to "mark your territory"

Got some strange from another girl after the bar last night and gave her the ole texas drive-thru.

by Matteoooo C September 13, 2011

texas

To quote the ignorant: "Land of hicks, where interfamily marriage is encouraged."
Please, I live in Texas and it has never been encouraged. That is something freaky people who can't get anyone do.

Aunt Ruth is NOT looking hot tonight.

by Chloe05 May 9, 2005

texas drought

refers to something or someone hot. this term comes from the song "The bad Touch"

damn that girl's a texas drought!

by ShellBert May 13, 2005

texas time-bomb

setting someone's alarm clock then defecating on it so the as to listen to the response

that girl i went home with last night, I texas time-bombed her ass

by Tommy Knocker December 13, 2004

Texas Pistachio Wagon

A killer local band from San Antonio, TX.

Jayson: Dude, are you going to see Texas Pistachio Wagon tonight?

Joe: Hell Yeah, the Wagon rocks!

by humdipper May 4, 2009

Buttrape, Texas

A small town in Texas where it's illegal to ask the name of the town, and all crimes carry the same penalty: butt rape. Buttrape, Texas is a supernatural place that spawns only at night and draws in unwary travelers who are lost in the back-country roads of Texas.

1) Lost Traveler: "Excuse me, sir. I'm lost. Can you tell me the name of this town so I can find it on the map?

Resident: "Son, yer in Buttrape, Texas."

2) Person 1: Wow looks at all those rundown shacks by the side of the road, and what the hell is that karaoke bar doing in the middle of nowhere?"

Person 2: "Oh God! We're in Buttrape, Texas!

by OctopusJones January 8, 2011