Teapot

Yea, so I know I'm five foot nothing. Are you gonna hold that against me?

Go ahead, make me feel even smaller. Do it you skank! Call me a teapot.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2017

tampon

a delicious cotton pad wrapped in cotton candy that when taken out of coochie is soaked in fruit punch flavored blood, and then eaten by the girl who used it😏😏

her tampon looked 😋

by oglegendboss2677 October 15, 2019

Room temp

n. or adj. A pejorative of the Average Joe or some other boring character. Derives from how most people perceive normal room temperature - common, uninteresting, usually indistinguishable, unappreciated.

"Ugh, those frat boys were so room temp."

by switchie January 28, 2006

Take out your tampon

Phrase directed towards someone who is acting like a chicken shit or pussy, about something that is not a big deal.

Joe, Bob, and I were going to pull some pussy, we asked Tim to go with us and he said "no, I'm not sure if I want to fuck a hooker" we told him "take out your tampon and live a little", so he did.

by Goldielox September 28, 2010

temporary latrine

Means to shit your pants i.e. use your underwear as a temporary latrine...

'Her driving was so scary, i used my trousers as a temporary latrine!'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

Temogen

1. A bad ass mutha fucka. Usually very timid but can reign hell on others who fuck with him.

2. A women's man. Rico suave. Smooth as silk.

Did you see how he pistol whipped dat bitch? He's a Temogen.
I wouldn't do that to his car, he might pull a Temogen on you.
I want to date Juan so he can buy me some chicken & waffles, he's a true Temogen.

by Sassafrasas March 16, 2010

Tampooning

The act of inserting a tampon into the orifice of a second individual. Does not necessarily imply consent or indicate which orifice.

Origin: tampon + poon + harpooning = tampooning

When my girlfriend is too drunk to change her maxipad it's time to go tampooning!

by Scrotash July 16, 2011