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band teacher 

1. A Band Geek's idol/hero
2. The person you almost called "Mommy" or "Dad"
3. The only teacher that stays from 6am to 5pm in the school
4. Your second Mother or Father
5. The only person you see all day at school
Band geek: I'm gonna go see the band teacher now...
Wanna be Band geek: Can I come!?!
Band geek: No Mrs.Mommmy.. I mean Mrs.Miceli said you have to join Band first!!
Wanna be Band geek: Band teacher shmand teacher Im going!!
Band geek: My mommy my mommy!!!! I mean uhhhh....
band teacher by Bandgeek17 September 21, 2007

sport teacher 

See demon, hell, torture, inhumane, idiot, criminal, drug user, pimp, ho, possessed.

Sport teachers have a sadistic pleasure by making fun of students. Like, humiliating them, swearing at them, calling them names, belittling them, laughing at them, etc. I can go on forever. You can't say "no" to them when they ask you to play sport. They'll force you to or else you'll be in detention (that's much better than sport, IMO).

When you're tired they'll force you to go back to the field and play. When you miss-catch a ball, the sport teacher will call you "blind" and an "idiot". When you're sick they'll still FORCE you to play no matter what.

These guys have no sympathy at all. Plus, they secretly hate you. They wouldn't mind spanking you to death if the laws allow it. The word "mistake" doesn't appear in their dictionary, see what happens when you make a mistake during a sport lesson (like, forgetting to bring your uniform, not playing according to their roles, etc).

They are bigoted and hateful, and very ignorant too. You'll be hoping to have a sub during a PE lesson.

P.S - Writing lines is much better than doing sport. That's what I like doing (when I don't have my uniform).
Student: Oh, sir, I can't play no more. My feet are killing me.

Sport teacher: GET BACK TO THE FIELD....NOW!

Student: Please (helplessly).

Sport teacher: Are you deaf!? I said now!

Student: Oh, God!
sport teacher by I AM BEOWULF! April 20, 2008

great teacher onizuka 

Where do I pass the Furyo/Yankee exam?
great teacher onizuka by Shiro July 10, 2003

my teacher 

a very openly gay man to the class and he LIKES TO COMPARE THINGS IN CLASS LIKE OUR RAINBOW ART COLOUR SCHEMES TO THE PRIDE FLAG EVEN WHEN it's NOT EVEN INTENTIONAL LIKE WTF GAR- MR.M
my teacher by o hell no boi November 14, 2019

horrible teacher

someone who cant tell their students about a large assignment thats due soon.
god damn banda!What kind of science projects do you expect from kids who had a week to complete them?
horrible teacher by you fucker January 5, 2003

school teacher 

One who has a calling to work at a school teaching kids when they know full well it's a thankless, time-consuming, low-paying job, but they do it anyway because the pull is so strong they must teach.
One who teaches so as to get summers off.
Friend with a corporate job: Why on earth would you be a school teacher when you could make so much more working at your brother's law firm?
Me: I have to, it's my calling. At least being a school teacher gives me summers off!