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Thunderclumps

When the sky won't stop thundering and it sounds like a series of low-key farts.
"Damn bro, is it ever thunderclumpin' outside"

"Wow these thunderclumps won't give up!"
by Bedgypooks July 20, 2012
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Thunder Bowling

Indeed - not to be confused with weather phenomenon - The act of dropping a deuce accompanied by extreme flatulence.

Thunder bowling can cause quite a splash of precipitation as well, in addition to its characteristic, porcelain-amplified sound - remarkably similar to the call of an elk in distress.
Kevin: "Man, are you okay? Between the sound and the stench, you've got everyone nervous."

Jim: "Sorry. That bean burrito's got me thunder bowling. Let's get out of here before they see what a mess I've made."
by Soul Hoosier February 21, 2013
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Thunderfury is a vicious sword, crafted from elementium and containing a crackling electrical core that might be all that remains of Prince Thunderaan. The hilt is unusually long, wrapped in black dragon hide, and studded with small spikes of black dragon bone.
Dude, what is thing? "Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?"
Oh, Thunderfury is a vicious sword, crafted from elementium and containing a crackling electrical core that might be all that remains of Prince Thunderaan. The hilt is unusually long, wrapped in black dragon hide, and studded with small spikes of black dragon bone.
by Thunderfury, Blessed Blade... October 14, 2016
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Thundering cunt

A fat over-opinionated mother-in-law who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up
Friend:Hey Brian is your thundering cunt coming to Christmas dinner?
Brian:No Amber's parents are going away for Christmas
by Fuckyourcuntmom August 24, 2016
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Thunderhead Jenkins

When one rubs their penis on the rug, which creates an electric charge, and sticks it in a woman's fat juicy puss
"Oh wow!" "He really gave me a thrill when he used his thunderhead Jenkins on my Vagoo!"
by The Vagoo Snatcher January 13, 2017
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Thunderfox

One sexy beast of a fox. Uses his furry booty to attract unwise travelers at dances.
Man, look at that Thunderfox, he's such a man slut.
by JarronJames March 16, 2017
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Thunder titties

Titties so spectacular you can almost hear thunder clap when you see them
Get a look at Alis thunder titties damn they were so perfect I heard a thunder clap from miles away
by Ted on rock April 24, 2017
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