farmer's tan

a tan that makes people think that you are a hard worker, like a farmer, but there is a very good chance that you are not.

Wow Sally, for being a caferteria lady and never going outside, you have a mighty fine farmer's tan!

by YouThinkIKnow? August 28, 2009

Ashley Tan

A tan so sterotypically orange.

"Dayyyyyummmm that bitch has an Ashley Tan"

by Chanelli July 30, 2012

Xbox Tan

The skin tone one gets from sitting in a basement playing call of duty for days without sunlight.

Jeff: Dude, you have such a great Xbox Tan.

Jim: I know right!, i haven't gone outside all week!

Jeff:... I don't think we should be friends.

by TheTopGamer August 2, 2010

Half-tan

When only half of your body gets tanned in a tanning bed because you forgot to close the lid.

Duder 1: "Hey doggy, what did you do this weekend?"

Duder 2: "Ah went tanning playboi. My back got f*cked up burnt."

Duder 1: "What? Did you forget to close the lid or something you half-tan ass?"

Duder 2: "You're supposed to close the lid?"

by westfalia May 31, 2011

ran tan tan

A phrase used to describe whatever you want it to mean

Person 1 hey babe ill rant your tant for twenty tants
Person 2 ok rant lets tant each other
Person 1 Ay baby ran tan tan

by ran tan tan October 8, 2011

German Tan

When a german man/woman shits on their lover, then smothers it round there body.

"WTF you doin!"
"german tan baby, you know you like it"

by do;ngdngdnifdaadgoijp June 22, 2008

spray tan

when your doing a bird up the gary glitter and she has diarrhea, whilst having sex it creates a thumb over hose spray effect on your stomach

i was doing this chick up the arse the other day and ended up getting a spray tan

by ollierb February 20, 2011