taint patrol

when you are together with two girls and one is butt ugly the key, you tell her honey :you are on taint patrol" tonight.

so you throw the ugly one on taint patrol to keep her busy and this way you don't have to see her face either.

by George monkey dick2 April 11, 2011

Taint-a-nice-smell

The unpleasant order that can saturate fabric adjacent to a man’s taint, or grundel, after prolonged periods without access to dry-cleaning.

"Taint-a-nice-smell" on my Ludlow suit pants after two weeks at the climate meeting.

by Ligua Frank-a November 15, 2013

taint-scuttling

Verb. Grabbing a woman like a six pack by her anus and vagina and pinching her taint, thereby scuttling any chance you have of sleeping with her.

I went for the taint-scuttling move on the old lady last night and she kicked me out of the house.

by goddamnpseudonym January 3, 2015

Taint-Tang

A term for a vagina that has been penetrated by a penis that had just been in an anus.

She had a taint-tang after Bob and Mike put their cocks on each other's ass before they fucked her in pussy.

by Heat 375 June 11, 2014

Taint-sit

The act of putting one's taint on a partner's nose in order to get ones balls sucked.

Ryan: "I was taint-sitting on Melanie and then I broke her nose and gave her a strawberry shortcake"

by Thisdickonyourhead August 5, 2014

Taint-must

A smell that is so grotesque, that causes the body to involuntarily gag. A smell that eredicates from the precipitation caused by the friction of an unkept, unwashed, unshaven ball sac/ anal region. Usually the result of a male not showering or changing his underwear for several days.

He was sitting in his dirty clothes next to me and all I could smell was his nasty taint-must.

by HPU Section 3 September 2, 2014

Taint Paint

Referring to the area between the genitalia and testicals: when someone does not thoroughly wipe, so there is a dried layer of fecal matter on the taint.

"Bro, this girl was giving me head and puked!"

"Nasty! What happened!?"

"She went to use her hand and stuck it in some taint paint. "

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by Seanafee November 6, 2015