shimpawimpletintin

an old moronic person

"George is such a shimpawimpletintin, he doesn't even know how to use a microwave!"

by DR.Phil's grandad September 10, 2019

Simp

Someone who overvalues or over complements females

Stop being a simp she doesn’t like you she’s just being nice

by I go REEEEEEEEEE December 4, 2019

simp

a simp is someone who would do anything to get a girl, another synonym for simp is “will brown”

“you’re such a simp will brown smh”

by willy boi January 23, 2020

Simp-olympics

Simp-Olympics is a word stands for the competition of men who are simp(sucka idolizing mediocre Pussy) and who simp hard like motherfucka to get female attention. In modern society most men are simps who don’t get female attention. So they spend money on female and showers females with gifts to get some attention from females. Females use simps for cash and gifts but females don’t like them or respect them. This word is popularized by Youtuber Jisun Benz in his red pill videos

Maria : Girl we winning in life in 2020
Laquisha : Don’t worry girl , there will be simp-olympics in 2020.

by Jisun January 24, 2020

Shimples

A frog eating beast from new zealand.

All of the frogs feared encounters with Shimples.

by Brosef Wiener February 13, 2020

Simpact

An E-boy of peculiar origin, his native habitat is of the offshore. He loves feeling the pain of his skull getting pulverized by his caring friends. During long nights he likes to drink and listen to sad music while totally not talking to an Egirl. As he is known for Simping after a new one every 2 weeks and telling his friends he's not simping at all. If he can't be found he is either in VRChat or any game really, being bullied by the Offshore team, He is not responsible enough to be left alone for too long. When partying with friends he is NOT allowed to play any type of drinking game or be alone with any girl of any sort.

Isaiah: Hey! wanna play this game with me later?
Elliot: No, i don't like that game at all.

E-girl: Hey daddy, want to play this (same) game with me? uwu
Elliot: Yeah! let me get some of my friends to play with us, i love that game!

Isaiah: Wow, you're a real Simpact.

by Uh Oh I made a oopsie February 21, 2020

Simp Parody

A Simp Parody is a parody of a song that is modified to being against somebody for simping. Usually used against boys.

We need to make a simp parody of Rowan bro.

by I don’t know what 2 + 2 is February 22, 2020