Swedish Showstopper

While receiving a blumpkin, timing it so that man blows his load just as he deuces.

'Shane seems extremely satisfied, how come?'
'Oh that's because some dirty bitch gave him a Swedish Showstopper last night'
'How delightful!!'

by the sodimizer May 23, 2009

swedish earmuffs

A sexual act that keeps a females ears warm after two men simultaneously ejaculate in and around her ears.

female: "ya, my ears are much warmer"
males: "ya ya shore, much stickier they are too."

or

male1: "hey man, that girl loved our swedish earmuffs !"
male2: "ya, too bad you stuck it in her ear when you came"

by Miguel Honess July 17, 2009

sweetish-pancake

After having sex with a girl, ejaculate on and around her ass-cheeks and rapidly squeeze them together, making a squishy noise.

After having sex with a fat girl, i spummed on her ass and gave her the sweetish-pancake

by Jack June 4, 2003

swedish frosting

a guy puts saran wrap on a chick's ass then puts cocaine on it and the chick farts and the guy sniffs the cocaine

sally: have you ever done swedish frosting?
joe: do i really want to know what that is?
sally: trust me, you'll love it.

by bitchshitcuntfuck October 3, 2008

Swedish boy

White fucking trash

Dude that guy looks like he’ll treat me like shit ;)

…Yeah man he’s probably a Swedish boy

by Fuck sake May 7, 2019

swedish cilli dog

while ass fucking, the recipiant takes a shit of your dong.

I got a swedish chili dog last night from bob.

by sandy poon February 11, 2004

swedish

(n.) Person living in the country of Sweden, often characterized by their inferior intelligence.

(adj.) Stupid, lame

-Whats wrong with that guy?
-He's Swedish.
(notice the two possible meanings: Either he really is Swedish or he's just a really stupid person)

by Kevlar March 28, 2005