When you nut and catch it in your hand then proceed to rub it in your pubic hair then rub it in your gf eyes
by Spazmatic rifle February 18, 2021
Get the Chewbacca Surprisemug. The act of giving your sexual partner "THE"orgasm of their lifetime and one they'll never know without a Pittman to give them that good ole Pittman Surprise!The type of orgasm that cannot be duplicated by anyone except a Pittman by blood!
I am going out with one of those Pittman family members this evening, and I'm gonna get myself a good old "Pittman Surprise" tonight!
by Heat seeker September 6, 2021
Get the Pittman surprisemug. by GC BLAKK October 9, 2008
Get the Cocoa Surprisemug. A mixture of period blood and semen. Usually a stain of some sort. Named because of "seamen"'s likeness to semen.
by MattyLight21 January 31, 2008
Get the Sailor Surprisemug. by CAopey October 6, 2010
Get the aqua surprisemug. A moment in which Jesus rolls up to His homies after He died on the cross and catches them off guard because He should be dead.
Jesus rolls up to His homies after He died on the cross and is like, “Yo, what’s up? I’m here. Did you guys think I wasn’t going to raise from the dead? Messiah surprise!”
by English Major April 19, 2020
Get the Messiah Surprisemug. when preforming intercourse from behind the guy takes a nitrous oxide tank and plugs the hose into the girls anus. then he jumps on top and uses his erection as the gear shift and shouts vin diesel one liners.
i was feeling a little crazy after watching fast and the furious last night so i tried a nitro surprise on my wife. shes taking the kids.
by kinitsu hayabusa November 24, 2010
Get the nitro surprisemug.