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straight flight

The process of average guys shunning any kind of refinement in the clothes/hair/personal hygiene & development department in fear of seeming gay.

coined by John Derbyshire in 2003 in his National Review Online article on this phenomenon.

Straight flight is similar to white flight (i.e., the large-scale migration of whites of various European ancestries from racially mixed urban regions to more racially homogeneous suburban or exurban regions. It was first seen as originating from fear and anxiety about increasing minority populations).
Ex. 1:

- 'I heard John left the local theatre group.'
- 'Yeah, he did. The majority of guys in the group were gay and he didn't want people to think he was too.'
- 'Straight flight?'
- 'You said it.'

Ex. 2:
GF: 'You threw away your moisturizer and night cream. Why?'
BF: 'Because it's gay.'
GF: 'Taking care of your skin has nothing to do with being gay!'
BF: 'Only that it kinda does.'
GF: 'Typical example of straight flight. Weak.'
by QuinnVK September 28, 2012
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straight out the kitchen

Working straight out the kitchen: means you're making drugs in your house. Doesn't necessarily mean in the kitchen.
"This dope is awesome. It's straight out the kitchen."
"That boy doesn't have a job. He works straight out the kitchen"
by HipHopcoustic May 2, 2014
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Straight Bitchin

The most supreme form of bitching, and is enough to drive anyone crazy, usually performed by mothers or teachers.
Daniel: Dude my mom grounded me for not doing my chores.
Jake: Sounds like she was straight bitchin.
Daniel: Damn straight
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straight to vhs

When something is really bad, trashy, poor quality, etc. Based on old movies with bad production quality like the old power rangers movie's that never went to theaters, but went straight to vhs.
Man, that food was so bad, it should go straight to vhs.
by Brainfreeze1100 June 23, 2015
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Straight outta FG

The illest rap clique in the game at the moment. They originated in Frederiksberg Gymnasium where they express their feelings about everything. They simply don't care about you.
''Did you hear that new mixtape from Straight outta FG?''

''Yeah fam, it's really merky innit?''
by Techno Niels November 16, 2015
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straight up beans

"Bro, I just won a million dollars!"

"Dude, that is straight up beans!"
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Straightened the Rainbow

1. When her booty so fat, pussy ain't flat, and titties where it's at, it can make a gay man's dick say, "Hello!"

2. When his stomach so flat, his dick's a bat, and he shaved his mat, it can make a lesbian's pussy go "splat."
1. When Drake saw a real woman for the first time, it straightened the rainbow. So he went and dumped his boyfriend Hailey.

2. When Michelle caught a glimpse of David's long dong, it straight up straightened the rainbow. So she went and dumped her girlfriend Claudia.
by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016
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