by Blue_Devil736473821 December 16, 2009
Get the slobert mug.An alcoholic man who is always drinking. Even while working he can be found drunk on top of a crate or two of whiskey.
Dude, look at that guy! he hasnt left the pub for a day and a half!
Yep, he is definately a Soberfitz
Yep, he is definately a Soberfitz
by G8HMF May 11, 2010
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Get the snoberhauf mug.1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.
a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.
derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.
Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.
3. a support network
a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.
derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.
Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.
3. a support network
by clayhands December 9, 2010
Get the Sober Crow mug.by Its a word January 4, 2011
Get the soberies mug.Verb: To make someone suddenly 'sober up' or 'get clean' by showing that person the stupid, shocking, and embarrassing things he/she did while drunk and/or stoned.
"Man! Joe was messed up last night!"
"Yeah, I know... but I shobered him up this morning with a picture of of him dancing on the bar with his pants down to his ankles. He said he was NEVER going to drink tequila again! Now if we could just figure out how to get his arrest record erased."
"Shhhh... Quiet... Jane has a terrible hangover and is showbering up looking at the YouTube videos we posted of her trying to find her car in the parking lot last night outside the club."
"Yeah, I know... but I shobered him up this morning with a picture of of him dancing on the bar with his pants down to his ankles. He said he was NEVER going to drink tequila again! Now if we could just figure out how to get his arrest record erased."
"Shhhh... Quiet... Jane has a terrible hangover and is showbering up looking at the YouTube videos we posted of her trying to find her car in the parking lot last night outside the club."
by DrPeace November 29, 2011
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by DickSmash McIroncawk November 12, 2012
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