Sigma Male

A self proclaimed term of someone who is antisocial and despises women but thinks he is mysterious and successful.

I don’t need a relationship, I’m a sigma male.

by Gonnae No Pal September 29, 2022

SIGMAN

Computer techie. Uusally tall and rather cumbersome, akward around girls. Although he is a gamer, he probably is without game.

Did you get that Sigman to come over and erase your porn?

by MEGAN CAUTHORN March 3, 2008

tri sigma

a desperate college freshman's last resort.

I'm going Tri Sigma because no one else will take me.

by greekbarbie April 30, 2012

Sigma Male

Something a Virgin calls himself to feel better. Also "ignores" women since he can't get them anyway

A: Yo he's a sigma male
B: You mean a virgin
A: Dude that's harsh

by Truetho October 4, 2021

Sigma Kappa

Sigma Kappa is a sorority that was founded in 1874. The main values of SK are personal growth, service, friendship, and loyalty. Though most sororities are thought to have typical Barbie girls who only care about their appearance, there is much more to Sigma Kappa. They are known for their class and big hearts. Sigmas are very passionate about supporting the community, as well as each other. If you join Sigma Kappa, expect to spend a lot of time on service hours to help others and academic achievements to improve your education. Most of all, you will spend time making irreplaceable memories as a part of the best sisterhood on all of the college campuses. 1 heart, 1 way- SK!

Of all the sororities to choose from, I would feel most privileged to be a part of Sigma Kappa.

by BBB11 February 13, 2013

Gamma Sigma Sigma

A band of of women who, over time, consume one another to gain mass and power over the other women. They follow and alpha male type of government where the woman with the most power and mass is elected to lead the band. All new initiates cannot gain such a high status immediately. They must, over a long period of time, consume many powerful masses (usually summing up to be bundles of carbohydrates and high fructose corn syrup) that are stolen from either charity events they hold or from male fridges.

However, mass alone is not enough; over time the wisest of the leviathans will dispense their knowledge on how to frustrate their rival group: males.

Food is essential, and when a turkey cannot be stolen during thanksgiving, they inform men that they will be coming over to privateer his food for a cause he, not only does not understand, but has never heard them even speak of a cause.

So, in order to become part of this illustrious band of vagabonds, you must have a large and over-bearing personality along with an hourglass figure (this statement should be retracted because when a group of these intangible leviathans presented to some males their homemade hourglass it was just a cardboard box full of sand). This type of creature is hard to come by nowadays. They have the wisdom of youth and energy of age; all in all, modest creatures with much to be modest about.

Oh shit, Kendra's walking in!

Where did all the food go?

Do we have to go to the stupid formal with Gamma Sigma Sigma? All they do is compare their breasts. But it's unfair when a leviathan shows of her breasts and four fat rolls.

by p00nslayr69 December 9, 2010

Sigma male

Fat, unemployed, transgender-queer

my boyfriend jaquarious is a sigma male cause hes a loves dick

by TheDebunker October 5, 2021