steven seagal

One of the coolest actors ever. A ninja and not afraid to show it.

Me> damn, steven seagal is the fucking man

Retard> that guy is a shitty actor and his movies su-

Steven Seagal> -appears out of nowhere and swiftfully executes a flawless move, paralyzing the un-wise one from the back down-

Me> thanks, steven

Steven Seagal> no problemo -dissapears-

by GOERNR January 17, 2006

dirty steven

A crude sexual act involving the licking of an butt hole also known as rim job or salad tossing

Stevey g just got done getting his salad tossed that's a dirty Steven if I've ever heard one

by phil cutty January 21, 2013

Steven segal

The famous B-actor, with only one expression. His movies often include explosions, 1vs1 fights, and girls who like him. Yes, a bit like Chuck Norris, although the 1vs1 fights often look like little 10 year old girls fighting over the last piece of chewing gum. The repeating slow-motion effects of Steven's instantly killing hits makes the experience even more rejoice able, as his face changes expression for almost two seconds.

Rent the movie "Attack Force", and everything will become much clearer. Although, I want you to know that the movie is even worse than the original Narnia movie. The Steven Segal movies are the best of the B-actors history.

by Micano October 20, 2007

Izzie Stevens

An empathetic, thoughtful and beautiful surgeon played by Katherine Heigl on the drama series Grey's Anatomy. She is married to Alex Karev (Justin Chambers).

Katherine Heigl won an Emmy Award for her portrayal of Izzie Stevens on the primetime drama series 'Grey's Anatomy'.

Izzie Stevens loves Alex Karev.

Alex Karev loves Izzie Stevens.

Although she once believed Denny Duquette to be her soul mate, now Izzie Stevens is certain her soul mate is Alex Karev.

The portmanteau of Izzie Stevens and Alex Karev is Lexzie.

by LBertrand October 9, 2009

stupid steven

A person with an extreme condition of stupidity and uses drugs occasionaly

stupid steven-hey bubba wanna climb trees andmasturbate?!?!!!

Guy 1-there he goes..again...

Guy 2-yup..

by Guythedogyyy July 20, 2016

Stevens Goggles

Very different from beer goggles, it is an insane amount of alcohol needed to make the Stevens Institute of Technology's girls look like average girls. Many girls believe there is a female version, but they are wrong because they are ugly females, and their opinions do not count.

Guy 1: Last night I had sex with this hot girl
Guy 2: No you didn't brah, she was that smelly butch dike from your chemistry class
Guy 1: Fucking Stevens Goggles

by Johnny Cash Thompson December 28, 2008

Steven Chen

The Asian Guitarist/Keyboardist of The Airborne Toxic Event.

Dude, Steven Chen is Asian! A damn sexy one too.

by stevenchen June 25, 2009