faux stang

A Ford Mustang that does NOT have a V8 engine. having only a 6cyl, or worse an old school one with only a 4cyl.

Dude1: check out Tony's new 'stang!
Dude2: Dude, that's not a real stang! it's only a faux stang! Tony didn't break the bank and get at GT!!

by metro350 January 20, 2010

Flat-Stanely

(Noun) a man who only has sex with ladies with such tight poons his penis becomes flat. Ultimate goal

The man had sex with so many tight virgins he became flat-stanely.

by Bluebirdbeast September 28, 2017

The Spangler

When you bring a girl home, barely bang her and instead just suck her hip bone like a big floppy Amazon leech and PISS ALL OVER HER BED.

Miguel: dude, what did you do last night?

Jack: Haha man i brought home a real freak last night and I totally gave her the Spangler

Travis: oh fuck, sounds like you really spangled the shit out of her

Miguel: well was she mad?

Jack: dude she was PISSED

Travis: HAHA CLASSIC JACK. TOTALLY STAR-SPANGLE-SPANGLERED HER

*all three in unison begin humming the star spangled banner*

by spanglebaby April 20, 2018

star spangled and mangled

When you get really really drunk on independence day.

John got star spangled and mangled last night! He threw up everywhere.

by Chowpal November 21, 2017

69 stang

It's a 1969 mustang hatchback made the Ford Motor Company

Person1:Woah did you just see that 69 stang
Person2:nobody days that
Person1:exactly

by Randomcarguy#1 July 13, 2018

bailey stagl

A girl that most likely thinks the world revolves around her she’s incompetent of a relationship and post sad shit on her story even tho her life is perfect. (Probably used an n word once or twice

“ Oh my gosh stfu, nobody likes you your such a bailey stagl

by Statistical.thot10010 February 11, 2019

Cooper-Stang

The process of making your V6 Mustang sound like a Honda Civic

He had a nice sounding car before he cooper-stanged it.

by Mohawkdaddy February 25, 2019